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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 06:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

So they tried

Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Has anyone ever read The Holy Bible completely through? If so, what was your overall impression of it?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Next, they tried...

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?

Still no good.

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How Long Of A Ride Is Mario Kart World? - Kotaku

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Unacceptable again!

Paleontologists Uncover 465-Million-Year-Old Secret: The True Purpose of the First “Teeth” - SciTechDaily

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?