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13.06.2025 06:56

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
So they tried
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Next, they tried...
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
Still no good.
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How Long Of A Ride Is Mario Kart World? - Kotaku
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do wives cheat with black guys?
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?